tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69173890295919394012024-02-18T22:41:26.611-08:00Anything but creativeJust ramblings.Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-76435453412387857172011-02-06T09:22:00.000-08:002011-02-06T09:22:15.972-08:00Where I'm At (and what I'm on)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Ahem.</span></u><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Clearly, I have not blogged for a while. Clearly. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">I've decided to do so now, at this point in time, that is if this write-up ever gets published to Blogger. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">A<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">nyway, moving along swiftly now.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">I've also realized that I need to do two things, well, to address two things. Firstly, I need to update my personal situation. As many things have changed. And secondly, I need to create a portal of such, a place to put all the links to all the places at which I am able to be found at and such of the like.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Until then.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Good bye, comrades.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">This has been you're beloved Korn.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Toodle pip.</span></div>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-2121767060307311632010-12-06T09:16:00.000-08:002010-12-06T09:16:18.308-08:00Sixth Of December Update<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">*</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Datapad message opened</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">*</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: large;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-size: x-small;">Hail onto the Emperor. This is a report, as of request, from he's highness himself on the situation of one </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">current affair to the greatest of concerns of the state of the Union Empire. 5/12/2001ABY, Expansion Region, Ghost Nebula, Umbara system, Umbara. GC: P-10. The Umabarese Civil War reached climax around 1400 hours, the Eastern First Front lead by a mysterious and anonymous warlord captured the capital settlement, Doore, later claiming victory and uniting the planet under there banner. 6/12/2001ABY The new, united Umbarese nation occupy their spacial territory with small craft, perhaps a defence pointing to our border line. As all informed would know, this endangers the Third Fleet's placement to roam. I can only suggest that we have a diplomatic envoy test the waters </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-small;">-Grand Advisor Governor Tredek, under your command always. </span><b>></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">*</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Datapad closed</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">*</span></div>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-63646037263682104922010-12-04T03:52:00.000-08:002010-12-04T03:52:27.460-08:00On The Fourth Day Of December.<b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Not much happened. </span></u></i></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">At all.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">In the slightest.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Ah.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">But I did get a Lego Viking.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">That was pretty neat.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">I've been ignoring this fine blogging establishment in recent days.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Perhaps I should not.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Perhaps I should continue to try to blog more.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Or I should not?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">I'm not sure.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">I'll update you all on the rebel Infidel faction.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">They seem to be based in the occupied zone in western Hutt Space, I have reasons to believe that they may be funded by the Hutt Cartel.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">They were forced out of Nar Shaddaa after it was annexed to the Union Empire.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Possibly to Zisia, in the unoccupied east of the region.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: red; color: orange;"><u><b>OVER</b></u></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">.. </span></span>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-20860999669959951662010-11-12T13:29:00.000-08:002010-11-12T13:29:06.871-08:00Operation Sweepstake Day2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;"><u><b>Rebel Scientist Captured.</b></u></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><u><br />
</u></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Professor Zamrichk Fredder, a long time Anti-Union Empire rebellious sympathiser was apprehended by Commandos during a raid on an insurgent swamp camp. This all but confirms suspicions that Professor Fredder has been working with the rebels.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fredder knows things, things about their plans, the camp that was destroyed by missile fire yesterday was home to some kind of laser artillery cannon. They were clearly going to try to launch attack at Union garrisons in the region as there is clear targets.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">The rebels now know that their actions will no longer go unnoticed. A Dire Wolf Missile, exosphere-to-land, hit a rebel camp followed by a deployment of specialist frogmen into the lower swamps, scouts, hunters. Track down and eliminate tactically stationed scum. Clear landing to a suspected base. The climax of the mission.</span>> </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It seems...</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I find myself forced to deploy troops into battle again, in order to combat insurgents operating in the lower frontiers of Union Empire. I have tolerated their Guerilla ways for long enough, it is now that they question me in more explosive ways. Surely I must have to rid them of activity quickly, I plan to.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><u><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Emperor 1st Infantry And Special Operations Legion and 2nd Armour Legion Of The Eagle are to be sent to the swamp mountains of Toydaria as part of Operation Sweepstake.</span></i></u></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Especially when you already know exactly what your doing and there is no need at all for the debating, arguing and advice what so ever but its not like they are going to stop the nonsense any time soon and it would seem pointless to call an end for foresight of the fact that, that indeed might just make the situation worse so you ought to just let them shout and bawl and let yourself simply travel to a distant state, most likely thoughts of something far more important.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Perhaps the thoughts of rest, as I do so very often. I've grown restless in mind and physically somehow too, not sure how or why.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But I digress, that's irrelevant. Partly. Why does any thing here need to have any kind of relevance. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Bah.</span></span>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-11236297973764804512010-10-22T12:15:00.000-07:002010-10-22T12:15:31.272-07:00Lets All Fly To Mars.<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Oh.</span></span></i><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Of course.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Everyone knows that would be a hard task right?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Especially with the technology and lack of drive to do any sort of job on Earth.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yesh.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Wish I could go fly to Mars.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I'd take everyone (excluding a couple, of course) there with me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Because I'm nice like that.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aren't I?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Say yes.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Please?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">For me?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">DO IT FOR ME. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">OH YEAH LIKE THAT, BABY.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">OHHH YEAH!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">OHH YEAH!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Anyway.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Err.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Got carried away there, did I not.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Well, ROCKET SHIP TO MARS.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Should not be hard. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Would need to get a rocket ship first.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Le sigh.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I hope you did.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">'Cause there is not a change in hell that I am repeating it.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">'Cause I hate repeating things.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It ticks me off. </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Big time.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I hate when people don't listen.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But I digress, on to another proper topic.</span></span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">You know what?</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">I kinda am.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Kinda.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Just a bit.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">But not much.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">You know what else?</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">I like old memes.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">If that's not apparent enough.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">If its not I don't know How I can make it more obvious.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">I'll list some In Soviet Russia jokes.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">IN SOVIET RUSSIA... REMOTE CONTROLS YOU!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">IN SOVIET RUSSIA...THIS CAN'T TOUCH YOU!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Anyway.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I was listening to music like.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And then a Nickleback song came on.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And I almost popped my eyes out.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ashamed with myself perhaps.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I let it play for forty seconds perhaps.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And then enough was enough.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I skipped it.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This is bleak.</span></span></div> Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-72563386820540982442010-10-08T07:48:00.000-07:002010-10-08T07:48:59.029-07:00The Legend Of Techno-Viking Part Two<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It has been noted that the Techno-Viking does not indeed die like a normal being, he is of course not a normal being, he is, as the title suggests, a legend.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">He can not die. He simply takes control of another body, another physical model for himself. The Techno-Viking is in actual fact hundreds if not thousands of years old, well the spirit of the Techno-Viking dates back even farther, he's an aspect of the average Human. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Through out the many ages, Techno-Viking has taken the body of many worthy individuals. It is be certain that only the greatest could portray the Techno-Viking from inside.</span></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/08/leeroy_jenkins_veronica_bel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="235" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/08/leeroy_jenkins_veronica_bel.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootdesigncontestentries/illushin/I_am_Leeroy_Jenkins-ol1i0g-d.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootdesigncontestentries/illushin/I_am_Leeroy_Jenkins-ol1i0g-d.jpg" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;"> </span>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-17296475480002821322010-10-07T08:15:00.000-07:002010-10-07T08:15:02.121-07:00Oh no.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~bej/usa/OhNoLady.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~bej/usa/OhNoLady.jpg" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">OH NO!</span></u></i></b></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Oh no really?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Oh yes really?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But oh shit.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This is not about yes.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Like everything I do.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This is about no.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I could say I love no.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But I hate it, sorely.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">So much so that I use it to much.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I ought to ramble about yes me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But, this is just an update.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Techno-Viking ramble coming tomorrow or Saturday.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">So keep your uses peeled. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But not really peeled.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">That would hurt.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In the mean time. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Go get yourself a Happy Meal of yes.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And be happy. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">NOW DAM IT!</span></span></div>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-11536871058644455622010-10-05T09:18:00.000-07:002010-10-05T09:18:09.754-07:00Dude No....<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Dude No....</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Yeah? Yeah right? Its not right!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">So dude, say no.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Yeah I know, he already said no.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">I think he really wanted to say yes.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">But he said no and that's what really counts.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Or at least one would be believe.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">The Dude's mind is always open.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">But he makes his decisions.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">What the hell did he say no to.</span><br />
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My full life is seriousness, and I rather hate it to be truthful. Apart from this silly little blog. Silly, silly, silly and that's why I love it to much, all to much.<br />
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Its there to show you all how deranged my mind has become, its went to mush, really.Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-45700608860366935052010-10-02T07:40:00.000-07:002010-10-02T08:15:24.743-07:00The Legend Of Techno-Viking<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><i><u>All hail the Techno-Viking?</u></i></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><i><u><br />
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</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">His subjects have only to choices, obey the awesome power of the Techno-Viking or be destroyed by that very might. He is indeed a cult of personality, one can not be inspired by his ways, leading the charge though the wilderness route and into an enemy metropolis to lay siege, his men, his compact legion of solders ride on only the greatest black bears, brandishing red-tipped spears. The archers fire arrows with un-shaped heads. Nothing stands in his way without being pulverised.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">All apart from his greatest enemy however. The shadow lurking Ninja people of Rakubandus 5. Their tactics, so agonisingly fool proof that even a mind like that of the Techno-Viking can't rip apart. They appear out of nowhere, striking camps at lighting-fast speed and then vanishing again, back into the shadows. The Ninjas take apart the realm of the Techno-Viking, slowly but surely pulling him into his black demise. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It is unclear when this immense struggle between the Techno-Viking and the Ninjas will end, sometime in the next century one would hope. As the Techno-Norse empire closes on the Ninja people's homeworld, they continue to break the necessary barriers that are in place to stop the downfall of the Techno-Viking, as sturdy and strong as they are. Everyday a new barbarous, bloody battle between the two takes place. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">All you can know for sure is that, it will end, sometime. And there will be a clear victor. This may or not be continued as the war progresses. </span></span></div>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-58784723764926719072010-10-01T07:40:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:40:03.814-07:00Welcome to October<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><i><u>I welcome you all to October</u></i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">October. I mean, is it not wonderful? No, its fantastic. Man, I love October.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But because it sounds great too. Occ-to-ber</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">Drinking beer today with Dr. Octopus?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: small;">And that makes it all the better, no? Well I think it does. So you should, because I'm better than you and I'm always right! Har, har. Okay, maybe I am not always right but I am right about this. I am certain. October is awesome.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">What the hell do I need to do to convince you doubters that October rules? </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Honestly, you should tell me. I may be able to do it.</span></span>Eal Kornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06280340693417852984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917389029591939401.post-51453602304965861322010-09-30T08:35:00.000-07:002010-09-30T08:35:21.409-07:00The Religion Of Hynotoadism<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">'Der is a religion on Earth, with about six billion followers.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The only thing is that the followers don't know they are following. They are secret followers, from only in their deepest darkest areas in their Human minds do they adhere to such an unusual and different faith.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This being the faith of Hynotoadism. They worship the God, Hypnotoad.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">As soon as they see the very image of the Hynotoad, they automatically bow down and pray to him, lost in hypnotic trance.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The truth of the Hynotoad. I have discovered....</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">That the Hynotoad is indeed only metaphysically actual. One can only look an image of him of course, only an image.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It is he that roams this very celestial plane, just wandering about, looking for something to ponder over something wonderful and interesting. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And that is all The Curious Raptor does, for it is all he can. He is a thinker. He can only but think about things of such greatness. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">He has no way of physically interacting with the outside world, outside of the thinker's bubble that shields him from all else. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">It takes a darned well time to come together over the thinking chair and think long and hard about such an epically challenging inquest of the mind, I have been informed warningly that many have lost their very well inner most sanity while debating it inside their selves. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yes. This is serious business. For the most serious of folks, like myself of course.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Oh, but you want to know the question? Oh do you now? Yes I believe so that you do, therefore I may as well give you an answer to YOUR question......</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> I take out a pen to be alongside the usual companion, the sheet of paper. Although, this pen and paper sheet appear to not be indeed physical, they are contained inside a computer screen, the screen of a laptop to be proper.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And I do what I can do only and what I can do best, write what ever comes into mind, anything and everything, everything that I think of and that can always depend on what I was feeling like at the time. So it seems current, I need a blog to vent thoughts without having to see my pathetic chicken-scratch-like handwriting.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This emotionless, inanimate object works as an access to the greatest interconnected system of computers in all the land, the land being Earth, the Sol system,the Milky Way and quite possibly beyond.</span></span><br />
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