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12 November 2010

Operation Sweepstake Day2

Rebel Scientist Captured.

Professor Zamrichk Fredder, a long time Anti-Union Empire rebellious sympathiser was apprehended by Commandos during a raid on an insurgent swamp camp. This all but confirms suspicions that Professor Fredder has been working with the rebels.

Fredder knows things, things about their plans, the camp that was destroyed by missile fire yesterday was home to some kind of laser artillery cannon. They were clearly going to try to launch attack at Union garrisons in the region as there is clear targets.

The mountains and swamplands are filled with insubordinates.  At all costs, I must not lose any more control of the area. For the time being raids like that are paying-off, useful for now. Over running their stations in and around Toydaria is vital.  

11 November 2010

Operation Sweepstake Day1

Operation Sweepstake was a success.


<The rebels now know that their actions will no longer go unnoticed. A Dire Wolf Missile, exosphere-to-land, hit a rebel camp followed by a deployment of specialist frogmen into the lower swamps, scouts, hunters. Track down and eliminate tactically stationed scum. Clear landing to a suspected base. The climax of the mission.



10 November 2010

On The Verge Of War

On the verge of warfare again?


It seems...
I find myself forced to deploy troops into battle again, in order to combat insurgents operating in the lower frontiers of Union Empire. I have tolerated their Guerilla ways for long enough, it is now that they question me in more explosive ways. Surely I must have to rid them of activity quickly, I plan to.


Emperor 1st Infantry And Special Operations Legion and 2nd Armour Legion Of The Eagle are to be sent to the swamp mountains of Toydaria as part of Operation Sweepstake.

5 November 2010

Time Spent Wasted In Meetings.

Yes. Time is wasted in meetings.


Especially when you already know exactly what your doing and there is no need at all for the debating, arguing and advice what so ever but its not like they are going to stop the nonsense any time soon and it would seem pointless to call an end for foresight of the fact that, that indeed might just make the situation worse so you ought to just let them shout and bawl and let yourself simply travel to a distant state, most likely thoughts of something far more important.


Perhaps the thoughts of rest, as I do so very often. I've grown restless in mind and physically somehow too, not sure how or why.


But I digress, that's irrelevant. Partly. Why does any thing here need to have any kind of relevance.  


Bah.

22 October 2010

Lets All Fly To Mars.

Oh.
Of course.
Everyone knows that would be a hard task right?
Especially with the technology and lack of drive to do any sort of job on Earth.
Yesh.
Wish I could go fly to Mars.
I'd take everyone (excluding a couple, of course) there with me.
Because I'm nice like that.
Aren't I?
Say yes.
Please?
For me?
DO IT FOR ME. 
OH YEAH LIKE THAT, BABY.
OHHH YEAH!
OHH YEAH!
Anyway.
Err.
Got carried away there, did I not.
Well, ROCKET SHIP TO MARS.
Should not be hard. 
Would need to get a rocket ship first.
Le sigh.
That could be hard.
Oh the depression that follows. 

15 October 2010

Let's All Get High.

Did you all here that correct and proper?
I hope you did.
'Cause there is not a change in hell that I am repeating it.
'Cause I hate repeating things.


It ticks me off. 
Big time.


I hate when people don't listen.


But I digress, on to another proper topic.


ACID TRIP TIME.
Trippy. Huh? I think it is.

9 October 2010

You'd Be Mistaken For Thinking I'm Drunk Right now.



You know what?
I kinda am.
Kinda.
Just a bit.
But not much.
You know what else?
I like old memes.
If that's not apparent enough.
If its not I don't know How I can make it more obvious.
I'll list some In Soviet Russia jokes.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... REMOTE CONTROLS YOU!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA...THIS CAN'T TOUCH YOU!
Anyway.
I was listening to music like.
And then a Nickleback song came on.
And I almost popped my eyes out.
Ashamed with myself perhaps.
I let it play for forty seconds perhaps.
And then enough was enough.
I skipped it.
This is bleak.