You'd Be Mistaken For Thinking I'm Drunk Right now.

You know what?

I kinda am.

Kinda.

Just a bit.

But not much.

You know what else?

I like old memes.

If that's not apparent enough.

If its not I don't know How I can make it more obvious.

I'll list some In Soviet Russia jokes.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... REMOTE CONTROLS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...THIS CAN'T TOUCH YOU!

Anyway.

I was listening to music like.

And then a Nickleback song came on.

And I almost popped my eyes out.

Ashamed with myself perhaps.

I let it play for forty seconds perhaps.

And then enough was enough.

I skipped it.

This is bleak.