Lets All Fly To Mars.

Oh.

Of course.

Everyone knows that would be a hard task right?

Especially with the technology and lack of drive to do any sort of job on Earth.

Yesh.

Wish I could go fly to Mars.

I'd take everyone (excluding a couple, of course) there with me.

Because I'm nice like that.

Aren't I?

Say yes.

Please?

For me?

DO IT FOR ME. 

OH YEAH LIKE THAT, BABY.

OHHH YEAH!

OHH YEAH!

Anyway.

Err.

Got carried away there, did I not.

Well, ROCKET SHIP TO MARS.

Should not be hard. 

Would need to get a rocket ship first.

Le sigh.

That could be hard.

Oh the depression that follows. 

Let's All Get High.

Did you all here that correct and proper?
I hope you did.
'Cause there is not a change in hell that I am repeating it.
'Cause I hate repeating things.


It ticks me off. 
Big time.


I hate when people don't listen.


But I digress, on to another proper topic.


ACID TRIP TIME.

Trippy. Huh? I think it is.

You'd Be Mistaken For Thinking I'm Drunk Right now.

You know what?

I kinda am.

Kinda.

Just a bit.

But not much.

You know what else?

I like old memes.

If that's not apparent enough.

If its not I don't know How I can make it more obvious.

I'll list some In Soviet Russia jokes.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... REMOTE CONTROLS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...THIS CAN'T TOUCH YOU!

Anyway.

I was listening to music like.

And then a Nickleback song came on.

And I almost popped my eyes out.

Ashamed with myself perhaps.

I let it play for forty seconds perhaps.

And then enough was enough.

I skipped it.

This is bleak.

                                                  

The Legend Of Techno-Viking Part Two

It has been noted that the Techno-Viking does not indeed die like a normal being, he is of course not a normal being, he is, as the title suggests, a legend.


He can not die. He simply takes control of another body, another physical model for himself. The Techno-Viking is in actual fact hundreds if not thousands of years old, well the spirit of the Techno-Viking dates back even farther, he's an aspect of the average Human.  


Through out the many ages, Techno-Viking has taken the body of many worthy individuals. It is be certain that only the greatest could portray the Techno-Viking from inside.


Surely one would have to beg the question of who exactly rules the Ninja people, someone with extreme power it would be. Yes, the only problem being that the leader of the Ninjas has never revealed him or herself to the public, not even the highest of most prestige decorated Ninja elites are bestowed the information of the true Ninja King, his warriors know him only as... 

  

Oh no.

OH NO!

Oh no really?

Oh yes really?

But oh shit.

This is not about yes.

Like everything I do.

This is about no.

I could say I love no.

But I hate it, sorely.

So much so that I use it to much.

I ought to ramble about yes me.

But, this is just an update.

Techno-Viking ramble coming tomorrow or Saturday.

So keep your uses peeled. 

But not really peeled.

That would hurt.

In the mean time. 

Go get yourself a Happy Meal of yes.

And be happy. 

NOW DAM IT!

Dude No....

Dude No....
Yeah? Yeah right? Its not right!
So dude, say no.
Yeah I know, he already said no.
I think he really wanted to say yes.
But he said no and that's what really counts.
Or at least one would be believe.
The Dude's mind is always open.
But he makes his decisions.
And this time he said no.


What the hell did he say no to.

In All Seriousness.

In all seriousness.....I mean....Wait, this can't be right. No, its not, no seriousness. I loath seriousness, hate it absolute.

My full life is seriousness, and I rather hate it to be truthful. Apart from this silly little blog. Silly, silly, silly and that's why I love it to much, all to much.

Its there to show you all how deranged my mind has become, its went to mush, really.

The Legend Of Techno-Viking

All hail the Techno-Viking?

Many do, oh yes indeed. The Techno-Viking rules a vast empire with his titanium fist.

His subjects have only to choices, obey the awesome power of the Techno-Viking or be destroyed by that very might. He is indeed a cult of personality, one can not be inspired by his ways, leading the charge though the wilderness route and into an enemy metropolis to lay siege, his men, his compact legion of solders ride on only the greatest black bears, brandishing red-tipped spears. The archers fire arrows with un-shaped heads. Nothing stands in his way without being pulverised.

All apart from his greatest enemy however. The shadow lurking Ninja people of Rakubandus 5. Their tactics, so agonisingly fool proof that even a mind like that of the Techno-Viking can't rip apart. They appear out of nowhere, striking camps at lighting-fast speed and then vanishing again, back into the shadows. The Ninjas take apart the realm of the Techno-Viking, slowly but surely pulling him into his black demise. 

It is unclear when this immense struggle between the Techno-Viking and the Ninjas will end, sometime in the next century one would hope. As the Techno-Norse empire closes on the Ninja people's homeworld, they continue to break the necessary barriers that are in place to stop the downfall of the Techno-Viking, as sturdy and strong as they are. Everyday a new barbarous, bloody battle between the two takes place. 

All you can know for sure is that, it will end, sometime. And there will be a clear victor. This may or not be continued as the war progresses. 

Welcome to October

I welcome you all to October




I would like to welcome you all to my favourite Earth month.
October. I mean, is it not wonderful? No, its fantastic. Man, I love October.


Not just because of Halloween, and that's a woot too.


But because it sounds great too. Occ-to-ber

• Dr. Octopus
• Today
• Beer.

Drinking beer today with Dr. Octopus?


And that makes it all the better, no? Well I think it does. So you should, because I'm better than you and I'm always right! Har, har. Okay, maybe I am not always right but I am right about this. I am certain. October is awesome.


What the hell do I need to do to convince you doubters that October rules? 
Honestly, you should tell me. I may be able to do it.